Q: What is a Shaneian?
A: Shaneian (sheyn-ee-uhn) -Noun

1. A prodigy with super glue - able to spread it to all nearby objects within seconds of opening the tube.
2. A Genius, Biker, Handyman, Soldier, Trucker, Law-Enforcment Officer, Tax Professional, Computer Geek, Scientist, and/or total wack-job.

Do you fit the bill?

As for me, Shane (sheyn) and Ian (ee-uhn) both, according to Wikipedia, mean "God is Gracious". So I think 'Shane Ian' means my parents didn't have a baby name book.